Wedding Anniversary
Ed was in big trouble. He’d forgotten his wedding anniversary,
and his wife was really furious. She told him: 'Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in six seconds – AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!'
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was
a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back into the house. When she opened it,
she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
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