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Old 12-07-2007, 03:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Toll Booth

The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, and ploughed into an
empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces. Some time after the driver had
reported the damage, he watched as a repair truck pulled up and discharged
a crew of workers. They picked up each broken piece of the wreckage and
spread a creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces
together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth
reconstructed and looking good as new.


"Astonishing!" said the truck driver to the crew chief. "What was the
white stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?"


"Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."


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Old 03-14-2008, 03:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Groan! hehe.
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahahah supercool
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ya that's a groan.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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coooooooool
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Gangstaaaa ^^
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol....funny
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yep yep yep
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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looooooooool
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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