Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women - Forum

telstar · 01-15-2008, 03:43 AM

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

Telstar

McRaemus · 01-15-2008, 09:22 AM

Too funny... and sad but true

smriyaz · 01-26-2008, 09:55 AM

excellent!

FontHog · 01-26-2008, 05:17 PM

more sad than true

Omygolly · 01-31-2008, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by FontHog

more sad than true

mmm, agreed.

Omygolly · 01-31-2008, 02:33 AM

i prefer wine over women.

tushi · 02-15-2008, 07:12 PM

Yeah, more on the sad side.

luizmp · 02-16-2008, 12:18 AM

LOL... very very sad :P

lyrix · 02-16-2008, 02:02 AM

Strange days ...

userworx · 02-18-2008, 01:04 PM

sad than true. fm

01-15-2008, 03:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
telstar Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: cornwall U.K. Gender: Age: 66 Posts: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo! #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN! *Telstar*

01-15-2008, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
McRaemus Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Belgium Gender: Age: 26 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women Too funny... and sad but true

01-26-2008, 09:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
smriyaz Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 1 Post	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women excellent!

01-26-2008, 05:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
FontHog Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 34 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women more sad than true

01-31-2008, 02:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Omygolly Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Age: 32 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women i prefer wine over women.

02-15-2008, 07:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
tushi Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 29 Posts: 5 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women Yeah, more on the sad side.

02-16-2008, 12:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
luizmp Junior Member Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women LOL... very very sad :P

02-16-2008, 02:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
lyrix Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Posts: 134 Thanks: 447 Thanked 248 Times in 66 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women Strange days ...

02-18-2008, 01:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
userworx Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 38 Thanks: 201 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women sad than true. fm

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