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Old 07-02-2008, 06:10 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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haha...awesome
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:30 PM   #33 (permalink)
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,

'What would you like to talk about?''

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - gr***** Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gr***** Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,

'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies,

'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Telstar
Ha, Very funny. And I can see that happening with the kids these days.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:55 AM   #34 (permalink)
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:15 AM   #35 (permalink)
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lmao. i love this one!
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:16 AM   #36 (permalink)
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also, how come grass is censored but not shit?
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lmao. good one.
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haha this is funny
definitely little girls can be smart
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Old 08-03-2008, 10:00 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Hah, honestly, little girls these days are scary sometimes.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:03 PM   #40 (permalink)
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liked your joke with the officer and the lawyer too :d
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