Dont Mess With Little Girls - Forum

telstar · 04-15-2008, 07:43 PM

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,

'What would you like to talk about?''

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - gr***** Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gr***** Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,

'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies,

'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Telstar

shellytd · 04-19-2008, 01:25 PM

I like that one!

squareinch · 04-22-2008, 03:56 PM

like it !!!!!

money900 · 04-30-2008, 03:24 PM

yeah, v.funny

JollyGreenGenie · 05-01-2008, 12:37 AM

Heh, I'll have to use that one sometime.

snazz · 05-05-2008, 10:41 PM

I will not mess with them after this ^^

midorigreenforever · 05-06-2008, 12:03 PM

lesson learned :P

gualtherus · 05-09-2008, 01:36 AM

Nice, nice one

Emir123 · 05-14-2008, 09:20 PM

Wow, that was a good answer!

Robert Bösch · 05-16-2008, 03:20 PM

hahahaha, thats funny.....

04-15-2008, 07:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
telstar Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: cornwall U.K. Gender: Age: 66 Posts: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	Dont Mess With Little Girls A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - gr*** Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gr* Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?' Telstar**

04-19-2008, 01:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
shellytd Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls I like that one!

04-22-2008, 03:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
squareinch Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls like it !!!!!

04-30-2008, 03:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
money900 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Gender: Age: 22 Posts: 6 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls yeah, v.funny

05-01-2008, 12:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
JollyGreenGenie Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10 Thanks: 41 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls Heh, I'll have to use that one sometime.

05-05-2008, 10:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
snazz Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls I will not mess with them after this ^^

05-06-2008, 12:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
midorigreenforever Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 15 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls lesson learned :P

05-09-2008, 01:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
gualtherus Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls Nice, nice one

05-14-2008, 09:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Emir123 Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 95 Thanks: 69 Thanked 31 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls Wow, that was a good answer!

05-16-2008, 03:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Robert Bösch Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Dont Mess With Little Girls hahahaha, thats funny.....

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