The Best Comeback Line - Forum

telstar · 05-02-2008, 05:21 AM

Best response of the year.....

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

Telstar

snazz · 05-05-2008, 11:37 PM

WTF?!

Cooool. very funny

gualtherus · 05-09-2008, 02:37 AM

Very funny, like it alot

Emir123 · 05-14-2008, 10:19 PM

Very witty answers. Thanks.

Optimer · 05-15-2008, 08:08 PM

Heh. As a law student, I can totally relate to that.

Robert Bösch · 05-16-2008, 04:18 PM

yxcvyvydfgvycvx

Robert Bösch · 05-16-2008, 04:19 PM

thats awesome!!!

Robert Bösch · 05-16-2008, 04:19 PM

hello, please tell another joke...

randomdude · 05-17-2008, 01:07 AM

haha... good one...

seibetsu · 05-30-2008, 02:33 PM

I lol'd. That guy had pretty good wit I've got to say.

05-02-2008, 05:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
telstar Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: cornwall U.K. Gender: Age: 66 Posts: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 33 Times in 24 Posts	The Best Comeback Line Best response of the year..... If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.' Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win. Telstar

05-05-2008, 11:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
snazz Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line WTF?! Cooool. very funny

05-09-2008, 02:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
gualtherus Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line Very funny, like it alot

05-14-2008, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Emir123 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 100 Thanks: 79 Thanked 31 Times in 8 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line Very witty answers. Thanks.

05-15-2008, 08:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Optimer Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The Best Comeback Line Heh. As a law student, I can totally relate to that.

05-16-2008, 04:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Robert Bösch Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line yxcvyvydfgvycvx

05-16-2008, 04:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Robert Bösch Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line thats awesome!!!

05-16-2008, 04:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Robert Bösch Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line hello, please tell another joke...

05-17-2008, 01:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
randomdude Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line haha... good one...

05-30-2008, 02:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
seibetsu Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Best Comeback Line I lol'd. That guy had pretty good wit I've got to say.

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