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FRIENDS: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-Eyes.


MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but is on sale.



ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING: A woman knows all about her children, their dentist appointments, romances, best friends, favorite foods, hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!



leenaa

i don't think this is funny. cheerio

nigmaelion?

oh, okay then

juanvaldez

moral of the story:
men are stupid; women are crazy
and
a man will chase a woman until she catches him...

: >

acidwww

Its quite a general facts actually..

wearebrainstorm

Haha That Was Great

beik

haha yeah right